Friday, August 28, 2009

If You Teach A Monkey To Banana He'll Eat For A Lifetime

I am sick, feel bad for me, if I get pneumonia I will likely die because I am unemployed and we have no government healthcare in this country, but yay for all the people who have kept the scary socialism away, I hope they don't plan on using libraries or public schools or fire departments or the police.

This is what I look like when I'm sick and it's one in the morning.


I had two cups of Throat Comfort tea (surprisingly good), and toast. Because I love toast. The mug was a gift from a friend who went to Germany. Apparently it reads, "without you everything is stupid," although in that picture it's backwards so I guess it reads, "diputs si gnihtyreve uoy tuohtiw," only in German.

We have a lot of overripe bananas, so I'm thinking tomorrow maybe I'll make banana bread and tell my roommates I'm sick and I sneezed all over it, and then they won't eat it and I'll get it ALLLLL.

7 comments:

Holly said...

sorry you're sick. Hope you get better soon.

Chrissy said...

Sugar King Becca please get better. I'm sorry we got you so sick.

Melanie said...

Awesome. I like the part about telling your roomates you sneezed all over it.

canihelpyousir said...

Ewwww, Chrissy and Spencer got you sick? That's it. I'm not coming to visit, because I am an ass when I don't feel well.

Wait, unless we're all sick anyway, in which case I can have some of that banana bread.

too_intensified said...

So, you're sick. But I think you look gorgeous in that picture.

Rebecca said...

Holly - Thanks, I'm feeling MUCH better. I attribute it completely to your well wishes.

Chrissy - I shall exact my revenge when you least expect it.

Melanie - Yeah, I like that part too. Sadly, we ran out of eggs and bananas and I didn't get to make it OR sneeze on it.

canihelpyousir - (I totally typed "canihelpyousit." Again.) Well I'm not going to be sick forever. But you should definitely come when I'm well because I am WHINY when I'm sick. And I refuse to leave the house. Or my bed.

too_intensified - I love you forever. FOREVER (echo, echo, echo). After I posted it I wanted to take it down because I thought it was hideous. But then I was like, "What the hell do I care? STARE AT THE HIDEOUSNESS, BLOG PEONS." But I like your version of my face more.

too_intensified said...

I'm pretty sure your 30th birthday deserves a blog, dammit.