Tuesday, September 29, 2009

This Is My Journalist Hat, It Looks Just Like My Invisible Hat

Because of the aforementioned existential crisis, and because of my EXTREMELY busy schedule of being unemployed and eating chocolate, my brain is currently incapable of thinking of blog posts.

So.

I am going to interview you. Because you are interesting, and I even like some of you. (SOME of you.)

If you want to be one of my interview minions, please leave a comment or email me or text me or send me a telepathic message (so far I have shown no psychic ability, but I'm expecting it to kick in any day now).

And give me some ideas of questions to ask.

Also, be aware that even if you don't tell me you want to be interviewed, I might ask you anyway. Feel totally free to say no if you don't care that I'll despise you forever.

11 comments:

Charlotte in Pa said...

You can interview me. Ask me whatever you like. I'll try to answer honestly and not overly pervertedly. (if I can swing that)

Spencer Ellsworth said...

I think you should interview me. And Chrissy. And Sän, because he is interesting. And Adia.

Your word verification is "spippe" which is the Shipoopi after a bottle of Jim Bean's.

kkGoulding said...

I like to feel validated and like to think that people want to know about me, so feel free to ask me anything.

Also, I'm hysterical.

Sabayon said...

You should definitely interview Adia, you never know what dark secrets lurk beneath that sweet exterior.
Also feel free to interview me, just keep in mind that I am a pathological liar.

Rebecca said...

Charlotte: If you don't say anything perverted I will be supremely disappointed.

Spencer: The sadder but wiser girl for me. Give my shipoopi some of that Jim Bean.

kkGoulding: We're working under a deadline here! What should people know about you? Be thinking about it. In LONG sentences. That contain 3-4 syllable words.

Sabayon: Oh, I fully intend to interview Adia. This is the child who just told her mother she wants superpowers for Christmas.

Sabayon said...

Wow, that almost makes me like children.

Elizabeth said...

go ahead and interview me. ask me anything and watch me fidget.

canihelpyousir said...

DUH. Interview me, because I am your source of information on all things untoward. Your words, not mine. And wait, if you're interviewing me, wouldn't YOU need to come up with the questions?

And PLEASE come up with questions I can answer with, "That's what she said."

Rebecca said...

Sabayon: Yeah, me too.

Elizabeth: Great, I will ask you over videochat so I actually CAN watch you fidget.

canihelpyousir: Sigh, make me do ALL the work (THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID). I will do my best to come up with questions that can be interpreted as dirty.

mccutcheon said...

since I am a journalist I always have to do the interviewing (sucks! I hate it! wrong job? possibly.) so feel free to interview me. I'd like to find out what it is that I'm regularly putting people through for mere money.

Rebecca said...

mccutcheon: Obviously I have not gotten on the ball with this. If I do, I will totally hit you up for an interview! And it will be totally ridiculous.