1) I see that I haven't posted in a week and I am feeling the pressure.
2) To totally freak my family out.
I was, of course, invited to spend Thanksgiving with Spencer and Chrissy. They, however, are going to Chrissy's aunt's house and spending the day with a bunch of people I don't know. I'm sure they're all very nice (lies. I'm not at all sure of that. How could I be? I don't know them), but...I was pretty neutral about this whole deal. Spencer and Chrissy - I heart you guys in mad ways. Thanksgiving is just not that big of a deal to me, and I was kind of meh about the plans.
So. My friend Kaitlin was all, "COME HAVE THANKSGIVING WITH ME AND MY FRIENDS IN PORTLAND!!!" (She asked over chat but, you guys, I'm POSITIVE she was sitting in front of her computer screaming it at me, hence the CAPS.)
After dithering over it for about a day, I remembered that I actually like to do stuff and I booked a seat on Amtrak.
Family, right now you are saying, "What's so freaky about that? You are a total amateur at freakishness."
But, family, I am about to blow your minds. Kaitlin is an online friend. I have never met her OR her friends. I AM GOING TO PORTLAND TO SPEND 2 DAYS WITH SOMEONE I HAVE ONLY COMMUNICATED WITH THROUGH ONLINE CHATTING AND TEXT MESSAGES.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I am laughing at your horror.
It's okay - she's video chatted with one of our mutual friends, so I know she's real. Or a life-like puppet made by an extremely methodical serial killer.
See you all later.
OR NOT.
8 comments:
OR NOT is right.
only because you're going to fall in love with portland and never want to leave. not because i'm going to attack you in your sleep and keep you locked up in the chicken coop.
or maybe i will... i guess we'll find out in a few short hours when you arrive!
You're going to have a fantastic time. Well, unless you DO get locked in the chicken coop. In which case, I hope there are pictures so I can have a good time laughing about it.
Yay- I met my hubby online- who cares! You'll have fun. I LOVE Portland- very GREEN
I am personally hoping she's a lifelike muppet because muppets are automatically more fun by virtue of being called muppets. Also because serial killers don't make muppets so in that case you'd just be spending Thanksgiving trapped in a zany slightly off-key musical comedy and there is no down side there.
You were probably better off. It turns out most of Chrissy's relatives are vampires.
Also, muppets do this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgbNymZ7vqY
lesbo: I had a great time! But why is it that every time I hear a chicken cluck I twitch and hiccup?
canihelpyousir: Glad to know you have my back.
Shelby: SHELBY!
Sabayon: I so want to be trapped in a zany musical! That sounds like the greatest weekend ever.
Spencer: That explains so much, like why they're all so pale and why they like to drink blood.
EEEK becca you didn't tell me this! And I haven't read blogs because of ballet stuff. (I am not explaining this so people think I am a ballerina, dang it dd I just give it away?)
Chrissy: Wait, you're not a ballerina?
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