We went to a mansion, but it was $8 to get in, so we were all "Suck it!" and walked around the grounds instead. This is my Evil Plotting face. You guys, I am never plotting something evil. But I am always on the lookout for places a serial killer could hide a body. Portland has lots of good places to hide a body. Just so you know.
And these are pictures of me TOTALLY DRUNK at Thanksgiving. JUST KIDDING, FAMILY! Kaitlin so wishes. These are the pictures I was tagged in on Facebook that apparently no one can see because Facebook is a bitch.
Me on the floor, Kaitlin on uppers:
To my right you can catch a glimpse of the world's most ridiculously large TV remote.
Someone cut off the top of my head. It didn't even hurt. Kaitlin laughed as the contents spilled out (dark chocolate, ginger cookies, confetti, and America's Next Top Model trivia. I know - I thought there were brains in there, too. We were both wrong).
8 comments:
man. I'm so sorry to disappoint on the puppet part. I'll try harder next time to make that happen.
we make portland look GOOD by the $8 mansion. f that noise. better views from outside!
so glad you came! annnnd TWSS.
I'd like to know what's the point of having brown sneakers if not for them to get dirty. No one will know!
i recognized your feet.
brains?? what brains??
ooh I'm glad you got to have fun for Thanksgiving. I keep forgetting to ask you how it was traveling
lesbo: Next time I expect singing puppets. Magical puppets that are ACTUALLY ALIVE. Make it happen.
Sabayon: True story.
Raych: It's good to know if I'm ever killed and all that's found are my severed feet, you will be able to identify me.
Chrissy: Traveling was good, although I think the train would have been better if there had been puppets.
This explains why you came back with a ride-on lawnmower engine in your head.
You were totally drunk if you were sitting on the floor. Only drunk people do that, obvs.
Looks like you had an awesome time. So j.
Spencer: ...
canihelpyousir: Totes. Srsly. Small lame gay midgety smile.
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