Chrissy having s'mores and Adia playing with fire at Hovander Park.
Chrissy's parents' phone has a creepy robot-woman voice that announces who's calling, but it doesn't get the pronunciation exactly right. When Chrissy calls, the phone announces, "Call from crazy." Maybe the phone is just really smart.
Adia has some really hoochie-looking dolls. She was playing with two of them. Chrissy says, "Adia, why are you taking their shirts off? (to me, sardonically) She always takes their shirts off and makes them kiss."
Chrissy, as one of the hoochie dolls, to Adia: Hi, what's your name?
Chrissy/doll: Hi Adia! My name's Hoochie Mama!
Adia: No, Becca!
Chrissy/doll: Oh, my name's Becca?
Adia: Yeah, Becca.
Chrissy/doll: Can you say "Becca's a hoochie mama"?
Adia may or may not have tried to repeat that; I was laughing too hard to notice.
Chrissy/doll: Can you say "Becca's a slut"?
Chrissy/doll: That's why she has to go home at night - she works the corner. Adia, say "Becca works the corner!"
My sister-in-law really respects me.
4 weeks ago