Before I officially left the church, I should have taken an ad out.
WANTED: Excommunication assistance. Please submit your suggestions on how one would go about getting excommunicated from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, aka the Mormon Church. Entries may be submitted to either the Tried-and-True Classics category, or the Outlandish But Not Illegal category. Creativity is a plus, and suggested excommunication methods can involve more than one person, but remember that simplicity is a virtue. Entries that require long periods of time or complicated and unlikely scenarios will not be considered. (Note: if attacking the virtue of simplicity is the impetus of your method, you are exempted from this rule.) The top 5 entries in each category will be tested to see which result in excommunication. Winners will receive [REDACTED], [REDACTED], and a one-year supply of Cocoa Puffs.
Also: rosy cheeks, no warts.
4 weeks ago